Have you ever wondered how you could grow up and rule the world? Today we have the magnificent, fearless, most evil ruler the world has ever known, Vordak (author of Vordak The Incomprehensible, How To Grow Up and Rule The World). MUAHAHHAHAHA! I'm sure he's going to tell us what a horrible introduction that was and make us go back and read chapter 1 from his book, "Bringing Out The Evil."
If you're like us and have loads of free time (I wish), then you sit around wondering how you can Rule The "grown up" World. We had questions and Vordak had our answers.....
As Mundie Moms, we have found Vordak's guide very useful in my every day life and we think MMs need to enlist Vordak for some help with mom duties. Love the Instruments of Evil chapter and in particular the part about Death Traps: Has Vordak faced a Death Trap that he couldn't get out of??
Here’s the thing – superheroes don’t use Diabolically Clever Yet Extremely Slow-Acting Death Traps. Supervillains do. Those leotard-laden lackwits choose instead to bore us into submission with cranium-clobbering clichés like “In the name of justice!” and “Crime does not pay!” and “Nice helmet!” I mean, how much of that claptrap can a self-respecting Supervillain reasonably be expected to take? There have been times I’ve longed for the relative peace and quiet of a well-oiled Death Trap.
For us moms, a recommendation of 10,000+ minions seems reasonable. Mundie Moms love a good party. Normally, we would turn to Magnus for our birthday planning needs but will Vordak share with us his plans to dominate the kid's birthday planning circuit?
And the number one question on MMs minds is: How would Vordak handle a double-parked vehicle in a School's Pull Through Lane??
Love it!!!! And of course, Vordak would be the one who is double-parked!!!!! LOL!
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